Save America! Elect Glenn Beck president of the United States. In one of the creepiest spots I’ve ever seen, a group called Main Street Bites Back is organizing a petition to get irritating, alcoholic, crybaby curmudgeon Glenn Beck to run. The front woman for the group Robin Potwora, showcases her terrifying skills before the camera [...]
Entries Tagged as '2012 Presidential Election'
Glenn Beck For President In 2012
July 14th, 2010 · 2 Comments · 2012 Presidential Election, Comedy, Political Fringe, america
Tags: america·Glenn Beck·President
Sarah Palin Forgets Her Words Sometimes
February 7th, 2010 · No Comments · 2012 Presidential Election, News, Political Fringe, Politics, Republicans, america
You know, this would be comical if it weren’t so frightening. Courtesy of Stefan Sirucek and The Huffington Post: Here’s another shot. There are so many ways I can go here. I’m going to go with irony. In her speech last night to the Tea Partiers, Palin blasted President Obama for his usage of teleprompters. [...]
Tags: Conservatives·Republicans·sarah palin·Tea Party·tea party convention
President Bachmann? Only on planet hell
August 17th, 2009 · No Comments · 2012 Presidential Election, Comedy, Politics, Republicans
Well, this is heart-warming. Michelle Bachmann is considering running for president of the United States, but she would only do it if God told her to. Here’s Bachmann speaking to the conservative site WorldNetDaily: “If I felt that’s what the Lord was calling me to do, I would do it,” she answered. “When I have [...]
Monday weekend round-up
August 10th, 2009 · No Comments · 2012 Presidential Election, Democracy, Democrats, Health Care, News, Political Fringe, Politics, Republicans, War on Terror
WELCOME MADAME JUSTICE! Pray for Eunice Kennedy Shriver… Lying must come naturally to John Boehner… Protest against the health care reform bill on its merits, not on misinformation and egregious lies perpetrated by fringe groups… Health care gone wild! Nightmare in the Hudson River… This is potential good news that no one is talking about… [...]
Tags: Democrats·Health Care·John Boehner·One-Liners·Politics·President·Republicans·Supreme Court
Tuesday morning one-liners
July 21st, 2009 · No Comments · 2012 Presidential Election, News, Politics
The 2012 Presidential election (isn’t it July 2009?) is a tie. Obama 45%, Romney 45%. Can we rescue Pfc. Bergdahl from the Taliban in Afghanistan? The pursuit will be difficult since he’s now been moved to Pakistan. When it comes to cap and trade, Sarah Palin is a flip-flopper. One of the nation’s largest small [...]
Tags: One-Liners
BREAKING: Palin resigns post as governor
July 3rd, 2009 · No Comments · 2012 Presidential Election, News, Politics
Politico breaks the big news. Why would she completely resign her position? If she wants to run for president, she could have held on for the rest of her term and still been a viable candidate. This seems awfully odd to me. What do you think?
Tags: sarah palin

