Halloween will be here in less than a week people! How will you commemorate the occasion? By dressing up in some plain-ole’ nickel and dime retro outfit? Hell no! Dress up as America’s favorite vice president, Richard Cheney. There are so many versions of Cheney to choose from. In honor of the occasion, I’m taking the liberty of picking five separate Cheney ensembles for your costuming pleasure. Up first… Vampire Cheney:

A special thanks to Congressman Alan Grayson (D-FL) for the inspiration:
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These are some great mock ups. Well done.