Judging from what we’ve heard and seen lately, socialism is the real evil. Socialism has now usurped terrorism and the threat of nuclear holocaust, as the preeminent horror facing the United States of America. Americans are running away furiously from its debilitating hand, resisting any attempt on the part of the Obama administration or Congress to impose it’s death grip. But what if that does not work? What if the vehement protests, the shouting, and the threats do not work?
How can the American people be certain that the strands of this societal disease don’t linger in the free market waters of American life? Thanks to Open Left, there is now an answer. Here’s a foolproof way that you can make sure socialism does not turn your life into some European peasant’s existence:
(1) If you live in subsidized housing, like Gregory Lee Giusti , move. Into the street, if necessary. But not to a shelter. All shelters receive government support one way or another-either getting money directly from the government, using government-subsidized resources, or being subsidized via the tax code.
(2) If you’re on food stamps, tear them up, throw them away, and don’t get any more. Just starve. Food banks are a no-no, just like shelters. All non-profits are government subsidized through the tax code.
(3) If you’re on Medicaid, or your children are on SCHIP, just say no! Pay out of pocket or get sick and die. Like the man said, “Give me liberty AND give me death!”
(4) If you are on Medicare, drop out. Refuse to use your Medicare card, and pay for all your medical expenses yourself. You can try to get medical insurance, of course. Good luck with that. Aside from supplemental Medicare coverage, you’ll probably have to go to Switzerland, or something.
(5) Pull your kids out of school. Obviously, public schools are socialist. But so are charter schools that receive public money. And even purely private schools employ teachers who went to public school. Yes, I know it’s shocking, but it’s true! So, no school! It’s socialist, through and through.
(6) Stay off the streets. Almost all streets, roads and highways in America are socialist. Private roads are incredibly rare, so unless you live on one, stay off the streets entirely. Besides, you can’t buy gas without paying state and federal taxes.
(7) Stay off the sidewalks. They’re just as socialist as the streets, if not moreso.
(8) Stop using municipal water. Municipal water is socialist. Use only commercial bottled water for cooking, bathing, clothes-washing, etc.
(9) Tell the fire department to screw off. Notify your local fire department that if your house catches on fire, you do not want them to come. They’re socialists, after all. You’d rather have your children die a horrible death.
(10) Tell the police to screw off, too! Notify your local police department that you don’t need their help if anyone steals your stuff, or tries to kill you or anything like that. In fact, you’ll kill them if they try. You’ve warned them politely… this time!
In these ten steps, you can be assured that you stay pure from the vestiges of Satan’s economic system. Please take ownership of your own lives people! Now is the time.
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Great stuff!
You are out of your mind…
Socialism is not Communism or Nazism.
Get your facts right.
Calm down Linkto. It was sarcasm.
I don’t live in a subsidized housing, receive food stamps or Medicaid… but must pay for those who feel they are entitled.
I don’t have a kid in school…but must still pay for one through property taxes…or I forfeit my home.
I pay county taxes to maintain the local police, fire and transportation department.
So what is your point? That every taxpayer should fall prostrate before the shrine of the deity called ‘Socialism’ and be thankful for the very air they breath?
PS. Nazism gained prominence in the Weimar Republic for promising a centrally planned, cradle-to-grave economy…aka National Socialism.