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		<title>Finally, Someone Says It!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 05:46:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew Wright</dc:creator>
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In discussing Dick Cheney&#8217;s latest knife twist in the president&#8217;s back, everyone&#8217;s favorite nutty congressman Alan Grayson says what most Americans are thinking around the country.  He even elucidates his point for the spitter, Chris Matthews: Grayson: I don&#8217;t know. You know, on the Internet there&#8217;s an acronym that&#8217;s used to apply to situations like [...]
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<p>In discussing Dick Cheney&#8217;s latest knife twist in the president&#8217;s back, everyone&#8217;s favorite nutty congressman Alan Grayson says what most Americans are thinking around the country.  He even elucidates his point for the <a href="http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO8q-3EeEx0&amp;feature=related" target="_&quot;blank&quot;">spitter</a>, Chris Matthews:</p>
<blockquote><p>Grayson: I don&#8217;t know. You know, on the Internet there&#8217;s an acronym that&#8217;s used to apply to situations like this. It&#8217;s called &#8220;STFU.&#8221; I don&#8217;t think I can say that on the air, but I think you know what that means.</p>
<p>Matthews: Well, give me the first part.</p>
<p>Grayson: &#8220;Shut.&#8221;</p>
<p>Matthews: Oh! I got you. Stop talking, in crude language. Well, I don&#8217;t think you&#8217;re gonna get him to do that.</p></blockquote>
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<p>I only pray that Cheney takes this advice.  Sadly, that will be a prayer unanswered.</p>
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		<title>Cheney Accuses Obama Of Treason</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:19:07 +0000</pubDate>
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Andrew Sullivan thinks Cheney is speaking treason: “Here’s a guy without much experience, who campaigned against much of what we put in place &#8230; and who now travels around the world apologizing,” Cheney said. “I think our adversaries — especially when that’s preceded by a deep bow &#8230; — see that as a sign of [...]
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<p>Andrew Sullivan thinks <em>Cheney</em> is speaking <a href="http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2009/12/bitter-and-afraid.html" target="_&quot;blank&quot;">treason:</a></p>
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<blockquote><p>“Here’s a guy without much experience, who campaigned against much of what we put in place &#8230; and who now travels around the world apologizing,” Cheney said. “I think our adversaries — especially when that’s preceded by a deep bow &#8230; — see that as a sign of weakness.”</p>
<p>Specifically, Cheney said the <a href="http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1109/29486.html" target="_blank">Justice Department decision</a> to try Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the accused mastermind of the <a href="http://topics.politico.com/index.cfm/topic/Sept11" target="_blank">Sept. 11</a> attacks, in New York City is “great” for <a href="http://topics.politico.com/index.cfm/topic/AlQaeda" target="_blank">Al Qaeda</a>.</p>
<p>“One of their top people will be given the opportunity — courtesy of the United States government and the Obama administration — to have a platform from which they can espouse this hateful ideology that they adhere to,” he said. “I think it’s likely to give encouragement — aid and comfort — to the enemy.”</p>
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<p>Aside from the haughty tone&#8211; completely lacking in respect for a <em>sitting</em> president&#8211; Cheney&#8217;s argument is devoid of all rational thought.  It&#8217;s not a sign of weakness to deliberate.  To the contrary. The moral imperative <em>to</em> contemplate war policies is the coda by which real leadership follows.  Cheney&#8217;s rationale doesn&#8217;t reflect his own failed policy toward Afghanistan.  It was on his watch the Taliban regained its hold on the country, while Cheney&#8217;s preoccupation with continuing a strategically flawed conflict in Iraq eroded our ability to clearly define objectives elsewhere.  How does he explain ignoring what turned out to be the true front in the war on terror? Why does he not question his policy of ill-equipping our soldiers in the field in Baghdad? Here&#8217;s more Sullivan:</p>
<blockquote><p>Accusing the president of giving aid and comfort to the enemy is such a disgusting charge, such a deeply divisive, unAmerican tactic, it would be excoriated if it came from some far right blogger. That it comes from a former vice-president, violating every conceivable protocol (as he did in office), reminds me of why Cheney and Cheneyism remain such a threat to core American and Western values</p></blockquote>
<p>Cheney&#8217;s agenda is clear:  His disdain for Obama reflects his complete hatred for peace and solidarity.  To accuse the President of treason is appalling&#8211;to do so with the bully pulpit of the vice president&#8217;s office even more so.  Even in the KSM case, Cheney only points to the fact that Mohammad may use the stage to advance his nihilistic propaganda.  Never once does Cheney say he believes in our nation&#8217;s ability to apply strict, severe justice.  He is consumed by fear and loathing.</p>
<p>What is even more laughable is Cheney&#8217;s suggested psychological bond with our military.  Only a man like Cheney, full of hubris and arrogance, can claim some sort of kinship with soldiers&#8211; when he ducked and dodged military service as much as humanly possible.  It seems boundless nerve and gall now substitute for statesmanship nowadays.</p>
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		<title>Is This Manly Enough For You Dick Cheney?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:58:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew Wright</dc:creator>
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President Obama&#8217;s bow wasn&#8217;t masculine or presidential enough for Sith Lord Dick Cheney.  Perhaps this was more to his liking: Oh yeah!  That&#8217;s much more manly.  Hand holding always engenders fear and respect.  Not to mention presidential authority. No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
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<p>President Obama&#8217;s <a href="http://wrightandleftreport.com/2009/11/17/a-view-from-inside-10/" target="_&quot;target&quot;">bow</a> wasn&#8217;t <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2009/11/17/2009-11-17_low_blow_exvp_dick_cheney_slams_president_obama_for_bowing_to_japanese_emperor_a.html" target="_&quot;blank&quot;">masculine or presidential</a> enough for Sith Lord Dick Cheney.  Perhaps this was more to his liking:</p>
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<p>Oh yeah!  That&#8217;s much more manly.  Hand holding always engenders fear and respect.  Not to mention presidential authority.</p>
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Halloween will be here in less than a week people!&#160; How will you commemorate the occasion?&#160; By dressing up in some plain-ole&#8217; nickel and dime retro outfit?&#160;Hell no!&#160;Dress up as America&#8217;s favorite vice president, Richard Cheney.&#160;There are so many versions of Cheney to choose from. In honor of the occasion, I&#8217;m taking the liberty of [...]
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<p>Halloween will be here in less than a week people!&nbsp; How will you commemorate the occasion?&nbsp; By dressing up in some plain-ole&#8217; nickel and dime retro outfit?&nbsp;Hell no!&nbsp;Dress up as America&#8217;s favorite vice president, Richard Cheney.&nbsp;There are so many versions of Cheney to choose from. In honor of the occasion, I&#8217;m taking the liberty of picking five separate Cheney ensembles for your costuming pleasure.&nbsp; We&#8217;ve arrived at the end of the week folks, and frankly, I can&#8217;t think of a more terrifying Dick Cheney costume than&#8230;</p>
<p>Dick Cheney.</p>
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<p>Imagine being obsessed with power and control, willing to subjugate American rights in order to prop up the homeland security false argument.&nbsp; I&#8217;m not naive enough to dismiss the fact that our nation did not suffer another terrorist attack after 9/11&#8211; due to efforts from those in the Bush administration.&nbsp; But I also recognize that we are a just and righteous nation.&nbsp; We must not cavalierly trample on the rights of citizens, and violate the civil liberties of others.&nbsp; That is <em>not</em> what America should stand for.&nbsp; Out of office, Cheney continues to be a manic voice for false reason, arguing for a foreign policy that was an abject failure.&nbsp; If that&#8217;s not enough, he managed to spawn a mini version of himself, replete with his winning personality and grating voice.&nbsp; <a title="Liz Cheney" href="http://http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/22/liz-cheney-defends-birthe_n_242555.html" target="_&quot;blank&quot;">Liz Cheney</a> is the spitting image of the former Veep.&nbsp; She&#8217;s just not as smart.&nbsp; God forbid she continues the twisted ideological rhetoric her old man has perfected.&nbsp; I fear however, that it&#8217;s only thirteen months away from happening.&nbsp; The spawn may run for congress.&nbsp; SPOOKY!!!!!!!</p>
<p>Have a safe Halloween wrightandlefters!&nbsp; And whatever you do, don&#8217;t eat candy corn with Guinness Stout.&nbsp; Bad all the way around.</p>
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<p>Halloween will be here in less than a week people!  How will you commemorate the occasion?  By dressing up in some plain-ole&#8217; nickel and dime retro outfit? Hell no! Dress up as America&#8217;s favorite vice president, Richard Cheney. There are so many versions of Cheney to choose from. In honor of the occasion, I&#8217;m taking the liberty of picking five separate Cheney ensembles for your costuming pleasure.  On day four, prepare to meet&#8230;  Darth Cheney:</p>
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<p>The devious Sith Lord Darth Cheney, along with that sinister Emperor Bush initiated an insidious plot to fool the American people.  Only through treacherous means were they able to succeed.  Their incredible misdeeds are chronicled here in IRAQ WARS:<br />
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew Wright</dc:creator>
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<p>Halloween will be here in less than a week people!  How will you commemorate the occasion?  By dressing up in some plain-ole&#8217; nickel and dime retro outfit? Hell no! Dress up as America&#8217;s favorite vice president, Richard Cheney. There are so many versions of Cheney to choose from. In honor of the occasion, I&#8217;m taking the liberty of picking five separate Cheney ensembles for your costuming pleasure.  On day three we have&#8230; Dr. Evil Cheney!  <img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1894" title="16-dr_evil.jpgmid" src="http://wrightandleftreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/16-dr_evil.jpgmid.jpg" alt="16-dr_evil.jpgmid" width="413" height="602" /> With the personality of a cheese grater and a penchant for world domination, Dr. Evil Cheney is the perfect costume for those with the desire to bully and torture others.  It&#8217;s also perfect for those guys who have a clear case of penis envy.  Never being number one is tough to deal with.  This goes a long way in explaining Cheney&#8217;s pomposity.  Teach the kids the good doctor&#8217;s war-mongering ways this Halloween.  Go with Dr. Evil Cheney.</p>
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<p>Halloween will be here in less than a week people!  How will you commemorate the occasion?  By dressing up in some plain-ole&#8217; nickel and dime retro outfit? Hell no! Dress up as America&#8217;s favorite vice president, Richard Cheney. There are so many versions of Cheney to choose from. In honor of the occasion, I&#8217;m taking the liberty of picking five separate Cheney ensembles for your costuming pleasure.  On day two we have&#8230;  Shooter Cheney:</p>
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<p>This is a costume&#8211; and a character&#8211; that is <em>not</em> to be trifled with.  Look at him.  How can you not be horrified by this?  This season&#8217;s &#8220;take no shit&#8221; look is definitely the shooting veep from Wyoming.  Kids can be proud they&#8217;re scaring the crap out of other kids, while looking patriotic at the same time.  Double snickers bars!</p>
<p>More to come on day three&#8230;</p>
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<p>Halloween will be here in less than a week people!&nbsp; How will you commemorate the occasion?&nbsp; By dressing up in some plain-ole&#8217; nickel and dime retro outfit?&nbsp;Hell no!&nbsp;Dress up as America&#8217;s favorite vice president, Richard Cheney.&nbsp;There are so many versions of Cheney to choose from.  In honor of the occasion, I&#8217;m taking the liberty of picking five separate Cheney ensembles for your costuming pleasure. Up first&#8230;&nbsp;Vampire Cheney:</p>
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<img src="http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123054/2207789/2215143/2217236/note.png" alt="" /> John Cornyn posted a note: Amendment to America&#8217;s Healthy Future Act: 1 of 67.<br />
<img src="http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123054/2207789/2215143/2217236/note.png" alt="" /> John Cornyn posted a note: Amendment to America&#8217;s Healthy Future Act: 2 of 67.<br />
<img src="http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123054/2207789/2215143/2217236/note.png" alt="" width="15" height="16" /> John Cornyn posted a note: Amendment to America&#8217;s Healthy Future Act: 3 of 67.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">561 more items like this.<br />
<img class="mug" src="http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123054/2207789/2213726/2215143/2217236/baucus.jpg" alt="" /> Max Baucus<br />
So this is what they meant by death panel &#8230;</p>
<p><img src="http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123054/2207789/2215143/2217236/note.png" alt="" /> Chuck Schumer posted a note: Ublicpay Optionway.<br />
8 of 23 members like this.<br />
<img src="http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123054/2207789/2215143/2217236/note.png" alt="" /> Chuck Schumer posted a note: Schmublic Shmoption.<br />
10 of 23 members like this.<br />
<img src="http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123054/2207789/2215143/2217236/note.png" alt="" width="15" height="16" /> Chuck Schumer posted a note: Policy.</p>
<p>Max Baucus<br />
<img class="mug" src="http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123054/2207789/2213726/2215143/2217236/baucus.jpg" alt="" /> Chuck, it&#8217;s over.</p>
<p><img src="http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123054/2207789/2215143/2217236/status.png" alt="" /> Chuck Grassley posted a picture:</p>
<p><img src="http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123054/2207789/2213726/2215143/2217236/chewbaucus.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123054/2207789/2215143/2217236/status.png" alt="" /> Tom DeLay changed his nickname from The Hammer to The Ham.<br />
<img src="http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123054/2207789/2215143/2217236/status.png" alt="" /> Najibullah Zazi joined the network United States.<br />
<img src="http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123054/2207789/2215143/2217236/group.png" alt="" /> Najibullah Zazi joined the group al-Qaida.<br />
<img src="http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123054/2207789/2215143/2217236/status.png" alt="" /> Najibullah Zazi added Bomb Making to his Interests.<br />
<img src="http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123054/2207789/2215143/2217236/twitter.jpg" alt="" /> Najibullah Zazi Off to the Big Apple! See ya!<br />
Error: Account disabled by the FBI.<br />
Najibullah Zazi<br />
<img class="mug" src="http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123054/2207789/2213726/2215143/2217236/zazi.jpg" alt="" /> How did you find me?</p>
<p><img src="http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123054/2207789/2215143/2217236/quiz.jpg" alt="" /> Charlie &#8220;Studs&#8221; McGee posted the quiz Should Obama be killed?<br />
<img src="http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123054/2207789/2215143/2217236/globe.jpg" alt="" /> Charlie &#8220;Studs&#8221; McGee added &#8220;CIA Black Site, Moldova&#8221; to the Places I&#8217;ve Been application.<br />
<img src="http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123054/2207789/2215143/2217236/note.png" alt="" /> Barack Obama posted a note: Afghanistan Strategy.</p>
<p><img class="mug" src="http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123054/2207789/2213726/2215143/2217236/biden.jpg" alt="" /> Joe Biden<br />
Why don&#8217;t we shift focus from counterinsurgency to directly targeting the enemy? That way we don&#8217;t waste precious resources on                      non-essential nation-building activity.<br />
<img class="mug" src="http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123054/2207789/2215143/2217236/gibbssmall.jpg" alt="" /> Robert Gibbs<br />
You&#8217;re &#8230; making sense.<br />
<img class="mug" src="http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123054/2207789/2213726/2215143/2217236/biden.jpg" alt="" /> Joe Biden<br />
Really? I was just quoting The Chronicles of Riddick.</p>
<p><img src="http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123054/2207789/2215143/2217236/status.png" alt="" />Dick Cheney tagged Sonia Sotomayor in a photo:</p>
<p><img src="http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123054/2207789/2213726/2215143/2217236/qaddafi.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Man, that is harsh Cheney&#8230;</p>
<p>To be continued&#8230;</p>
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