wrightandleftreport.com » Halloween http://wrightandleftreport.com Determining fact from lunacy in the circus that is politics Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:45:05 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 HAPPY HALLOWEEN! http://wrightandleftreport.com/comedy/happy-halloween/ http://wrightandleftreport.com/comedy/happy-halloween/#comments Sat, 31 Oct 2009 04:47:32 +0000 Matthew Wright http://wrightandleftreport.com/?p=1931 #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { height: 30px; width:50%; padding-top:1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; height: 30px; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; } Please drink responsibly No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin. No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { height: 30px; width:50%; padding-top:1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; height: 30px; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; }


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]]> http://wrightandleftreport.com/comedy/happy-halloween/feed/ 0 It’s Halloween… Dress Like You Got Some Sense http://wrightandleftreport.com/comedy/its-halloween-dress-like-you-got-some-sense/ http://wrightandleftreport.com/comedy/its-halloween-dress-like-you-got-some-sense/#comments Sat, 31 Oct 2009 04:02:21 +0000 Matthew Wright http://wrightandleftreport.com/?p=1928 #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { height: 30px; width:50%; padding-top:1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; height: 30px; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; } I’m sure this one’s read every single page of the Senate Health Care bill.  No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin. No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { height: 30px; width:50%; padding-top:1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; height: 30px; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; }


I’m sure this one’s read every single page of the Senate Health Care bill.  halloweenmorans

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]]> http://wrightandleftreport.com/comedy/its-halloween-dress-like-you-got-some-sense/feed/ 0 Which Dick Cheney Will You Be This Halloween? http://wrightandleftreport.com/democracy/which-dick-cheney-will-you-be-this-halloween-5/ http://wrightandleftreport.com/democracy/which-dick-cheney-will-you-be-this-halloween-5/#comments Fri, 30 Oct 2009 04:38:36 +0000 Matthew Wright http://wrightandleftreport.com/?p=1916 #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { height: 30px; width:50%; padding-top:1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; height: 30px; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; } Halloween will be here in less than a week people!  How will you commemorate the occasion?  By dressing up in some plain-ole’ nickel and dime retro outfit? Hell no! Dress up as America’s favorite vice president, Richard Cheney. There are so many versions of Cheney to choose from. In honor of the occasion, I’m taking the liberty of [...] No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { height: 30px; width:50%; padding-top:1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; height: 30px; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; }


Halloween will be here in less than a week people!  How will you commemorate the occasion?  By dressing up in some plain-ole’ nickel and dime retro outfit? Hell no! Dress up as America’s favorite vice president, Richard Cheney. There are so many versions of Cheney to choose from. In honor of the occasion, I’m taking the liberty of picking five separate Cheney ensembles for your costuming pleasure.  We’ve arrived at the end of the week folks, and frankly, I can’t think of a more terrifying Dick Cheney costume than…

Dick Cheney.

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Imagine being obsessed with power and control, willing to subjugate American rights in order to prop up the homeland security false argument.  I’m not naive enough to dismiss the fact that our nation did not suffer another terrorist attack after 9/11– due to efforts from those in the Bush administration.  But I also recognize that we are a just and righteous nation.  We must not cavalierly trample on the rights of citizens, and violate the civil liberties of others.  That is not what America should stand for.  Out of office, Cheney continues to be a manic voice for false reason, arguing for a foreign policy that was an abject failure.  If that’s not enough, he managed to spawn a mini version of himself, replete with his winning personality and grating voice.  Liz Cheney is the spitting image of the former Veep.  She’s just not as smart.  God forbid she continues the twisted ideological rhetoric her old man has perfected.  I fear however, that it’s only thirteen months away from happening.  The spawn may run for congress.  SPOOKY!!!!!!!

Have a safe Halloween wrightandlefters!  And whatever you do, don’t eat candy corn with Guinness Stout.  Bad all the way around.

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]]> http://wrightandleftreport.com/democracy/which-dick-cheney-will-you-be-this-halloween-5/feed/ 2 Which Dick Cheney Will You Be This Halloween? http://wrightandleftreport.com/comedy/which-dick-cheney-will-you-be-this-halloween-4/ http://wrightandleftreport.com/comedy/which-dick-cheney-will-you-be-this-halloween-4/#comments Thu, 29 Oct 2009 04:30:10 +0000 Matthew Wright http://wrightandleftreport.com/?p=1898 #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { height: 30px; width:50%; padding-top:1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; height: 30px; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; } Halloween will be here in less than a week people!  How will you commemorate the occasion?  By dressing up in some plain-ole’ nickel and dime retro outfit? Hell no! Dress up as America’s favorite vice president, Richard Cheney. There are so many versions of Cheney to choose from. In honor of the occasion, I’m taking the liberty of [...] No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { height: 30px; width:50%; padding-top:1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; height: 30px; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; }


Halloween will be here in less than a week people!  How will you commemorate the occasion?  By dressing up in some plain-ole’ nickel and dime retro outfit? Hell no! Dress up as America’s favorite vice president, Richard Cheney. There are so many versions of Cheney to choose from. In honor of the occasion, I’m taking the liberty of picking five separate Cheney ensembles for your costuming pleasure.  On day four, prepare to meet…  Darth Cheney:

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The devious Sith Lord Darth Cheney, along with that sinister Emperor Bush initiated an insidious plot to fool the American people.  Only through treacherous means were they able to succeed.  Their incredible misdeeds are chronicled here in IRAQ WARS:

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]]> http://wrightandleftreport.com/comedy/which-dick-cheney-will-you-be-this-halloween-4/feed/ 0 Which Dick Cheney Will You Be This Halloween? http://wrightandleftreport.com/comedy/which-dick-cheney-will-you-be-this-halloween-3/ http://wrightandleftreport.com/comedy/which-dick-cheney-will-you-be-this-halloween-3/#comments Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:39:18 +0000 Matthew Wright http://wrightandleftreport.com/?p=1892 #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { height: 30px; width:50%; padding-top:1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; height: 30px; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; } Halloween will be here in less than a week people!  How will you commemorate the occasion?  By dressing up in some plain-ole’ nickel and dime retro outfit? Hell no! Dress up as America’s favorite vice president, Richard Cheney. There are so many versions of Cheney to choose from. In honor of the occasion, I’m taking the liberty of [...] No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { height: 30px; width:50%; padding-top:1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; height: 30px; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; }


Halloween will be here in less than a week people!  How will you commemorate the occasion?  By dressing up in some plain-ole’ nickel and dime retro outfit? Hell no! Dress up as America’s favorite vice president, Richard Cheney. There are so many versions of Cheney to choose from. In honor of the occasion, I’m taking the liberty of picking five separate Cheney ensembles for your costuming pleasure.  On day three we have… Dr. Evil Cheney! 16-dr_evil.jpgmid With the personality of a cheese grater and a penchant for world domination, Dr. Evil Cheney is the perfect costume for those with the desire to bully and torture others.  It’s also perfect for those guys who have a clear case of penis envy.  Never being number one is tough to deal with.  This goes a long way in explaining Cheney’s pomposity.  Teach the kids the good doctor’s war-mongering ways this Halloween.  Go with Dr. Evil Cheney.

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Halloween will be here in less than a week people!  How will you commemorate the occasion?  By dressing up in some plain-ole’ nickel and dime retro outfit? Hell no! Dress up as America’s favorite vice president, Richard Cheney. There are so many versions of Cheney to choose from. In honor of the occasion, I’m taking the liberty of picking five separate Cheney ensembles for your costuming pleasure.  On day two we have…  Shooter Cheney:

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This is a costume– and a character– that is not to be trifled with.  Look at him.  How can you not be horrified by this?  This season’s “take no shit” look is definitely the shooting veep from Wyoming.  Kids can be proud they’re scaring the crap out of other kids, while looking patriotic at the same time.  Double snickers bars!

More to come on day three…

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Halloween will be here in less than a week people!  How will you commemorate the occasion?  By dressing up in some plain-ole’ nickel and dime retro outfit? Hell no! Dress up as America’s favorite vice president, Richard Cheney. There are so many versions of Cheney to choose from. In honor of the occasion, I’m taking the liberty of picking five separate Cheney ensembles for your costuming pleasure. Up first… Vampire Cheney:

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A special thanks to Congressman Alan Grayson (D-FL) for the inspiration:

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